Poundin' Uranus

by Stuey Valentoni

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Reinhard Gleisner aka ElectricR Fine cinematic tunes, sonic pictures of bizarre and yet hilarious musical adventures out there! Like a movie for your ears! Favorite track: Captain Dazzlin's Last Stand.
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released December 11, 2014

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Currently working on my 6th album
Toilet Pigface. Enjoy!

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Track Name: Burnin' Re-Entry
Abort.......Abort
Burnin' up on re-entry
Your meatyor is too fat and dry
Track Name: Asteroids Are Gay
Asteroids are gay
We like ballet.........and cock
We like wearing
Little tights and bow ties
But, that doesn't really matter, does it?
Cock
Track Name: We Are the Sextraterrestrials
We are the Sextraterrestrials
Our balls are trans-dimensional
Bring us your earthloid feminals
And we will give them our swollen vegetables

Every nation great and small
We are here to rape you all

We are Sexus-terrestrius
Our cocks are galactius maximus
You're hypnotized by our eyes so bulbous
Now it's time to POUND URANUS
Track Name: Celestial Stuey & the Flap-Smashin' 5
You said you would meet me
At the Space Diner
But you never came
Fuck you